Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Randomize