Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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