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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.

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(773): View more from Illinois

She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.

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(813): View more from Florida

Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning

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(314): View more from Missouri

So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?

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