no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
