Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Naked. naked and bneed help.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Randomize