Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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