There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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