No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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