TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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