id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Randomize
