they need to just BURY HIM!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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