Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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