I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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