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say what?
wanna hang out?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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