If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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