Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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