He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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