All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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