I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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