yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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