No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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