i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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