I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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