What a fucking waste of an outfit
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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