God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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