Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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