did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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