We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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