Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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