so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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