Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
4 words: hood of his car
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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