how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
did you just send me my own nude
You had me at "let me see your balls"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
True college students do jello shots in the library
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