Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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