And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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