Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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