ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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