Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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