All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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