med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
