id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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