so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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