The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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