Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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