Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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