is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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