is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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