I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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