I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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