Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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