So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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