He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
what day is it and did you see me today?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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