Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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